Recruitment Day 4: Philanthropy

54 Thoughts Everyone Had During Philanthropy Round of Sorority Recruitment

  1. Ok. Another round. You can do this.

  2. Another giant sorority mansion. Oh god.

  3. My gamma chi is yelling at us to get in line.

  4. LADIES GET IN LINE.

  5. It’s so hot out here. I hope I’m not pitting. I should have worn a sleeveless dress.

  6. Ok here we go. Philanthropy round.

  7. What even is philanthropy?

  8. Oh heyyy president!

  9. Where the heck is Rome, Georgia?

  10. Alright! Welcome to Kappa Kappa Delta!

  11. Wait is that right?

  12. Anddddddd they’re screaming.

  13. Goodbye, eardrums.

  14. And now we’re sprinting into the house.

  15. Good thing I ran track in high school.

  16. ARGH!! How many times will my heels get stepped on??

  17. THEY’RE SCREAMING IN MY FACE.

  18. Should I make eye contact? Is that weird?

  19. I’m just gonna look at this one girl.

  20. Dang. She looks like she loves these songs.

  21. She’s looking at me. LOOK AWAY!

  22. Still singing.

  23. Act natural…

  24. Ok they’re done. Wow that was a lot.

  25. “Hey, Jess! Nice to meet you! Yeah, it’s been a great day! Thanks!”

  26. Wow that sounded way more excited than I ever talk.

  27. Did I sound fake?

  28. Ok so their philanthropy is cancer research.

  29. “Cancer! That’s cool!”

  30. “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!”

  31. Why couldn’t I just talk about being a lifeguard over the summer like everyone else?

  32. Anyways… These picture boards are really cute.

  33. Will I suddenly be this cute when I’m in a sorority?

  34. Will I be ~~~~~srat~~~~~~?

  35. Is that what they say?

  36. Gosh it’s so loud in here.

  37. I can’t hear anything Jess is saying.

  38. Maybe if I just try to read her lips?

  39. “WHAT WAS A BUMMER?”

  40. “OH SUMMER. YOU HAD A GOOD SUMMER. COOL.”

  41. Will I ever be able to hear anything again?

  42. Nope.

  43. Oh thank goodness, we’re heading towards outside. Finally, I’ll be able to hear.

  44. Almost there.

  45. Oh my god. There are so many girls rushing. How can they remember us all?

  46. Here we go. Towards outside.

  47. KEEP IT MOVING LADIES.

  48. Oh I forgot how hot it is.

  49. I’M ALREADY SWEATING AGAIN.

  50. Wow that was the fastest round ever.

  51. Oh ok, bye Jess!

  52. “Hope to see you tomorrow!”

  53. Crap. I can’t say that.

  54. Alright, one down… six more to go.

Written by Emily, Gamma Chi

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